Terms of LOLs (and Service)
Welcome to PDF2WordLOL.com! We're thrilled to have you. By using our services, you agree to these terms. If you don't agree, then... well, this is awkward. Maybe try telling us a joke instead?
1. Our Service (The LOL-tastic Converter)
We provide a service to convert PDF files to Word documents. We try our best to make it accurate and hilarious, but sometimes our digital hamsters get tired. Use at your own amusement.
2. Your Files (Your Precious Cargo)
You own your files. We just borrow them for a quick conversion party. We don't claim any rights to your content, nor do we peek (unless it's a PDF about cute hamster outfits, then maybe a quick glance).
Files are temporarily stored for conversion and then automatically deleted from our active servers. We aim to delete them faster than a hamster devours a sunflower seed. For details, see our Privacy Policy.
3. Acceptable Use (Don't Be a Party Pooper)
Please use our service responsibly. Don't upload anything illegal, harmful, or that infringes on someone else's rights. Basically, don't make our hamsters cry.
Attempting to overload our servers with an unreasonable amount of requests (like trying to convert the entire internet) is frowned upon. Our hamsters have feelings, you know.
4. Limits & Laughter
We offer free conversions with certain limits (file size, number per day). These limits are subject to change, possibly based on hamster mood swings. Paid plans offer more gigabytes and guffaws.
5. Disclaimers (The Serious Bit, Kinda)
Our service is provided "as is" and "as available" without any warranties, express or implied. We don't guarantee it will be error-free, but we do guarantee at least one chuckle (or your money back... just kidding, it's free for basic use!).
6. Changes to Terms (The Evolution of LOLs)
We might update these terms occasionally. If we do, we'll try to make it obvious. Continuing to use the service after changes means you're cool with the new terms.
7. Contact Us (Send Fan Mail or Jokes)
If you have questions, concerns, or a really good PDF-related pun, feel free to reach out. (Contact details would go here).
Thanks for using PDF2WordLOL.com! Now go forth and convert with glee!