Privacy Policy (Shhh, It's a Secret... Mostly)

At PDF2WordLOL.com, we take your privacy almost as seriously as our hamsters take their nap time. This policy explains what information we collect and how we use it (spoiler: not for world domination).

1. Information We Collect (The Bare Minimum for Maximum LOLs)

  • Files you upload: We temporarily store your PDF files solely for the purpose of converting them to Word documents. They are automatically deleted from our active systems shortly after conversion (typically within an hour, or faster if our hamsters are feeling energetic). We do not access the content of your files unless strictly necessary for troubleshooting a conversion issue, and even then, only with extreme care.
  • Usage data: We collect anonymous data about how you use our service, like the number of conversions, file sizes (anonymized), and error rates. This helps us improve the service and ensure our hamsters aren't overworked. This may include your IP address for rate limiting and preventing abuse.
  • Account information (if you sign up): If you create an account, we'll collect your email address and any other information you provide. This is used to manage your account, provide customer support, and inform you about important updates (like new hamster hires).

2. How We Use Your Information (For Good, Not Evil Giggles)

  • To provide and improve our PDF to Word conversion service.
  • To protect our service from abuse (e.g., rate limiting).
  • To communicate with you about your account or our services (if you have an account).
  • To make our hamsters feel appreciated (by analyzing successful conversions).

3. How We Share Your Information (We Don't, Unless...)

We do not sell, trade, or rent your personal information to third parties. Your files are your files.

We may share information if required by law, or if we believe it's necessary to protect our rights, property, or safety, or that of our users or the public (e.g., to prevent a DDOS attack by rogue squirrels).

4. Cookies (The Digital, Less Tasty Kind)

We use cookies to help our site function, for example, to remember if you're logged in and to manage session information for Supabase authentication. You can control cookies through your browser settings, but disabling them might make our site less LOL-some.

5. Data Security (Fort Knox for Hamsters)

We take reasonable measures to protect your information, but no online service is 100% secure. We use industry-standard practices, and our hamsters are trained in basic cybersecurity (they mostly just unplug things).

6. Your Rights (You're the Boss... of Your Data)

If you have an account, you can access and update your information. You can also request deletion of your account and associated data (subject to legal requirements).

7. Changes to This Policy (The Ever-Evolving Saga of Privacy)

We may update this policy. If we make significant changes, we'll notify you (or at least make it very obvious on the site). Your continued use of the service after changes means you accept the new policy.

8. Contact Us (For Privacy Ponderings)

If you have any questions about this Privacy Policy, please contact us. We're happy to chat (unless the hamsters are napping).

Rest assured, your privacy is important to us. Now go convert some files and have a laugh!